Each night he thwarted and smote and bested all the do gooders and must haves and then lay with their wives until a flock the size of ten flocks seethed beneath him. And they begat unfortunates whose pains of frenzy begat flocks themselves and soon they built a temple of worship and called it best buy.
Amid howls of the beast, and gnashing of beaked woman-hawks, talons made agape the now hairless abdomen of the begotten, and so fell them.
and their children, you and I, must learn to deal.
amen.